oh so you’re applying for the best friend-position we have available, alright. i first need you to answer a question: do you know the lyrics to the entire mulan soundtrack? yes? well diddly-darn, son, the job’s yours.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck